브레이킹 배드 Breaking Bad S01E01

 

1. To all law-enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt.

 

2. That is veggie bacon. Believe it or not. Zero cholesterol and you won't even taste the difference.

 

3. Did you take your echinacea? Yeah. I think it's getting better.

 

4. Molecules. Molecules change their bonds. Elements. They combine and change into compounds.

 

5. Well, that's- That's all of life, right? I mean, it's just- It's the constant, it's the cycle.

 

6. One, two, three makes 10, and 10 makes 20. There's your receipt. Just hand this disc to your car-wash professional.

 

7. Bogdan, no. We talked about this. I'm short-handed, Walter. What am I to do?

 

8. I mean, you're flat as a washboard. Oh. You look awesome.

 

9. Shit, I seen one of those bounce off a windshield one time. Yeah, with you shooting. Hey.

 

10. Walt, you got a brain the size of Wisconsin but we're not gonna hold that against you.

 

11. At which point, we apprehended three individuals and placed them in custody.

 

12. At which point, we apprehended three individuals and placed them in custody.

 

13. resulted in a substantial amount of methamphetamine being taken off the streets.

 

14. This is so embarrassing. I am fine, honestly. It's just some bug going around.

 

15. It's just that I don't have the greatest insurance. Take a couple of deep breaths for me.

 

16. Best-case scenario, with chemo, I'll live maybe another couple years.

 

17. It's just you've got mustard on your... Right there. You got mustard there.

 

18. Just our snitch. Says some dude who goes by Cap'n Cook lives up to his name in there.

 

19. Ah, you exuberant Mexicans. Uh-uh. Cap'n Cook? That's a white boy's name.

 

20. Meth labs are nasty on a good day. You mix that shit wrong and you got mustard gas.

 

21. One whiff will kill you. That's why the respirators.

 

22. House is clear. One suspect in custody. Copy that. The suspect, might he be of the Latino persuasion?

 

23. I described it as mosaic folk art. And somebody bought it?

 

24. Ever want me to read anything, I could critique it for you. Oh.

 

25. You're gonna be a complete basket-case.

 

26. So it's a mid-life crisis. No. He's just quiet. How's the sex?

 

27. You got your usual paraphernalia, Griffin beakers, there's your Erlenmeyer flask. But the piece de resistance

 

28. You got your usual paraphernalia, Griffin beakers, there's your Erlenmeyer flask. But the piece de resistance

 

29. No. You flunked me, remember? No wonder. Prick.

 

30. We will produce a chemically pure and stable product that performs as advertised. No adulterants.

 

31. In case you didn't you know that. Well, you can dress up like a faggot if you want. Not me.

 

32. I mean, you can drive way out in the boonies. Be all evasive.

 

33. I mean, you can drive way out in the boonies. Be all evasive.

 

34. Well, actually, it's just basic chemistry, but thank you, Jesse. I'm glad it's acceptable.

 

35. Super-purebred. Now, me personally, I would train him to go straight for the nutsack.

 

36. With a vengeance. Vato loco gotta make a living.

 

37. Damn, man. What are you, some kind of nudist?

 

38. Red phosphorus in the presence of moisture and accelerated by heat